seriously hate this thing

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/24/2019 at 17:36 • Filed to: None

Needs a coil because of course it needs a coil. Still need to do the torque mount and valve cover gaskets which means I also have to do the intake gaskets yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay all of this for a pile of fuck car that’s worth next to nothing and will just continue breaking. Need to sell it before something else shits the bed and buy something more reliable like another Jaguar. Or an actual dumpster that is on fire.

DISCUSSION (38)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 17:42

Maybe it’s time to upgrade to the one parked next to it. Fewer moving parts and such. ;)

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/24/2019 at 17:43

Fuck everything about that smarmy pile of fuck car and its buggy ass autopilot that keeps trying to kill us and the republican ass bible beater that owns it and keeps fucking bragging about how goddamn great his $70k caris ten minutes before whining about how much of a pain in the ass road trips are with it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 17:46

Kinja'd!!!

Urambo Tauro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 17:48

This is the greatest thing I’ve read all day.

dogisbadob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 17:54

I HATE transverse V6's!!!!

Also, I’m considering a 5-speed 6 hatchback with the I4, if I can find one. The 2.3 is much better than the V6, and the hatchback gets you extra utility.

My next choice is a Matrix XRS/Vibe GT with the 2ZZ. Of course, the Camry is an awesome car, and so a 5-speed 5th gen Camry is next on teh list. I’d even consider an Astra if I could find a decent one with a 5-speed and panoramic sunroof that’s not boring-ass silver.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 17:56

Salty.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > dogisbadob
01/24/2019 at 18:00

Wasn't the Wagon V6 + auto only? Or do you mean the liftback thing they made that was virtually indistinguishable from the sedan?

dogisbadob > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
01/24/2019 at 18:07

The wagon was indeed V6-only, but you could in fact get one with the manual.

And yes, I did mean the liftback that’s virtually indistinguishable from the sedan. In fact, the reason I’m looking at the hatchback rather than the wagon is because the hatch is available with the I4 (as well as the V6) while the wagon was V6-only. If the wagon was offered with the four, that would’ve been my first choice.

So yeah, I want a 4-cylinder man ual liftback :o)

Forrest > dogisbadob
01/24/2019 at 18:13

Yup ... I had similar goals. I am enjoying my $200/mo lease on a new manual Golf.

Textured Soy Protein > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 18:21

I feel like your automotive life can be summed up thusly:

IF IT AIN’T ONE THA NG IT’S A MUTHAFUCKIN OTHA

Kinja'd!!!

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 18:24

Kinja'd!!!

Don’t give a shit enough about Tesla to know if the one next to your demonspawn 6 is a 100D or not, but either way, that was a hell of a tirade/ comment.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > dogisbadob
01/24/2019 at 18:25

In Canada you could get a 4 cylinder wagon.

dogisbadob > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
01/24/2019 at 18:31

Oh wow nice! I didn’t know that! I’ll add that to the list of cool cars you got that we didn’t :(

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 18:32

Oh no! Looks like it got hit too, bad luck you got

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 18:34

If you want a reliable Mazda, you have to stick to the ones with a 4cyl, FWD and no turbos.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
01/24/2019 at 18:40

I wonder if you could import that into the US under the substantially similar exemption in the import rules.

Chariotoflove > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 18:44

Funny how your rant made me feel better.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/24/2019 at 19:15

I’d have strong words with the “friend” that sold it to you

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
01/24/2019 at 19:24

4cyl RWD Mazdas are also traditionally very reliable (Miata, B-series)

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
01/24/2019 at 20:18

bruh like 90% of the chat + Bryce on the way down there was like “buy it it’s a good car at a good price stop looking at MR2s”

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Chariotoflove
01/24/2019 at 20:19

“Hey I have the new beta version of autopilot let’s see if we can confuse it”

yeah but ok how about we FUCKING DON’T.

I have lost track of the amount of times it has gone whup-de-do and done some weird shit that either almost thought a wall was a lane or slamed on the brakes and almost got us rear ended with its unpredictable ass behavior

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Chariotoflove
01/24/2019 at 20:19

“Hey I have the new beta version of autopilot let’s see if we can confuse it”

yeah but ok how about we FUCKING DON’T.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
01/24/2019 at 20:19

I mean FWIW 90% of my issues with this pile of misery have been engine-independent.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
01/24/2019 at 20:20

yeah now it’s worth even less yay :’)

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
01/24/2019 at 20:20

Model 3 long range 2WD non-performance.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Textured Soy Protein
01/24/2019 at 20:20

bruh preach

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Future next gen S2000 owner
01/24/2019 at 20:21

like mcdonalds fries